Farzi Times: Chennai Super Kings bowlers blame the curse of Dhinchak Pooja's song for the loss

Farzi Times: Chennai Super Kings bowlers blame the curse of Dhinchak Pooja's song for the loss

Dhinchak Pooja made a rap song for CSK citing her eternal love for the team and captain MS Dhoni.

Dhinchak Pooja left MS Dhoni and Dwayne Bravo disappointed | IANS

Chennai Super Kings (CSK) bowlers, after failing to defend 176 runs against Rajasthan Royals (RR), have blamed the curse of Dhinchak Pooja's song for the loss.

Pooja had made a rap song for the franchise and they claim that it distracted them throughout the game. Dwayne Bravo has even quit singing after listening to her. "I think it's time for me to quit singing. Enough!," he said. Bravo also said he realized how unimportant part a vocal cord is after listening to Dhinchak Pooja's song.

CSK skipper MS Dhoni, who always stays calm in the field, had lost his cool during the game. He dropped RR's stalwart Jos Buttler behind the stumps because Harbhajan Singh in slip was humming that song.

Dhoni said that if Pooja continues to sing like this, one day only creatures like snakes will be left on this planet because they can't hear her sing.

Scientists have already started working on making stadium vacuum. There won't be air and players will carry an oxygen cylinder to play. This reduces the chance of Pooja's song affecting them. 

Dhoni has planned to tackle the IPL's strongest team currently, Sunrisers Hyderabad (SRH) in next game. He will be paying Dhinchak Pooja to perform at team functions of other 7 franchises. 

NOTE: THE ARTICLE IS PURE FICTION.


By Sihyeu Prakash Singh - 12 May, 2018

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