Farzi Times: Virat Kohli to tape his mouth shut for sixth ODI

Kohli has been criticized for his 'loud and aggressive' attitude.

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Indian skipper Virat Kohli has been questioned for his aggression on the field. While many applaud his attitude, some find the Indian stalwart 'over'aggressive. Virat is fed up with the criticism. He has now decided to put a tape on his mouth in the sixth ODI against South Africa.

Most of you may still have Kieron Pollard's incident in IPL fresh in your memory. Pollard had taped his mouth shut after consecutive warnings from on-field umpires.

Virat will also be using a tape on his mouth in protest. His screams in this series were very loud. For once, even South Africans thought Sunny Deol was captaining the Indian side. 

When the Proteas cricketer heard that Virat will be using tape, they asked MS Dhoni too to use it. Dhoni turns into a lok sabha speaker when spinners come to bowl.

As per sources, it is also said that Virat wants his mouth taped so that he won't have to communicate with Rohit Sharma while running between the wickets. Anyway, there is no event coming up, hence Rohit won't try to score runs anymore. Virat is safe! 

Hardik Pandya likes listening to songs whose lyrics cannot be understood. If Pandya starts understanding lyrics of any song, he deletes that song immediately from the playlist (No violation of rule). Kohli's decision of taping his mouth has left youngsters like Shreyas Iyer, Manish Pandey, Kuldeep Yadav tensed. Kohli won't be there to stop Pandya and youngsters will have to listen to his playlist forcefully.

India will play their 6th ODI on 16th February. They have already won the series despite having Ravi Shastri as coach. 

(Note: The article is pure fiction and should not be taken literally.) 


By Sihyeu Prakash Singh - 15 Feb, 2018

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